Get It Together By FML Videos - 21/11/2018 00:30 We can't even give an A for effort... I agree, your life sucks 226 You deserved it 101 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was practicing yoga at home when I heard a loud crash. My cat had managed to knock over a bookshelf while attempting to catch a fly. In my rush to save my books and knick-knacks, I tripped over my yoga mat and fell into the mess. My cat got the fly though, so that's something. FML I agree, your life sucks 331 You deserved it 93
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 722 You deserved it 3 850
Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 113 You deserved it 84
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 044 You deserved it 42 021
Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say, "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML I agree, your life sucks 26 428 You deserved it 4 235
Today, I’m now so unfit, I had to stop halfway through sex with my wife to catch my breath, and in the end we just gave up, as clearly neither of us was having an orgasm today. I don’t get it, I weigh exactly 11 stone and exercise regularly, but I have no stamina and shit lungs. I hate myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 238 You deserved it 336
Today, halfway through a blowjob, my girlfriend bit my penis because she suddenly decided that she was still annoyed at me for an argument we had last week. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 338 You deserved it 323
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML I agree, your life sucks 22 906 You deserved it 5 803
Not even trying
Funnyman has no idea how to control his balls