Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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Pleonasm 36
That's awful, and very unfortunate. I can't help but wonder if anything at all would've changed if it had been sent by email...
LolCakes111 7
/facepalm
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Comments (100)
TheWindowLicker 13
Unless I'm misreading these comments, and I hope I'm not, no one mentioned not being able to write letters, 59. Only missing the entire point of the FML.
mosquito19 14
he's banging someone else already
bigbadtim 7
Doesn't your e-mail work?
BulldogHoops 14
1 just went full retard. Never go full retard.
MysteriousFMLer 2
1 only stated that the FML should not have used the word "expecting" unless the boyfriend knew the letter was arriving. following it up with "did OP tell him about it?" was to clarify his point. He said nothing stupid.
BlueFlatts 20
Only 73 gets the comment apparently because it actually makes sense. OP shouldn't have used the word expecting because that would mean he knew the letter was coming, which I doubt. You all are bashing 1 because he looked at the wording OP used rather than what we know OP intended to say.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Actually, he might have known the letter was coming. With my ex boyfriend we would tell each other in advance that we were sending things but wouldn't specify what, so it would still be a surprise.
MysteriousFMLer 2
79 - that still contradicts a lot of the comments going "OMG, why would she have told him?!"
iShanny 13
Posted in the wrong place, ignore this!
VScpu 3
Aww that is horrible timing.