Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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Pleonasm 36
That's awful, and very unfortunate. I can't help but wonder if anything at all would've changed if it had been sent by email...
LolCakes111 7
/facepalm
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colemarie10 8
Has no-one else noticed that this is copied pretty much word-for-word from an old FML?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Someone a few posts up did, but they got buried. I noticed it sounded familiar as well!
lulzcoaster 3
u got turkey dropped, that sucks... i got turkey dropped before too, at least u dont have to enjoy any more bad food u were forcef to eat at his place
hama806 19
What?
dan_in_wi 12
also tomorrow you'll be getting the porno in the mail he made with his new girlfriend... life sucks
Fishfanatic 7
I have suffered a similar thing this week( minus love letters ) I am in the UK, he's in Denmark , we were together nearly 3 years . I was dumped this Wednesday, by text, a day and a half after getting back from seeing him, no indication anything was wrong whatsoever , he acted as normal . I know the feeling OP.
perdix 31
#40, ok, I'm a creeper, I'll admit it, so I looked at your profile. I'm thinking your bf was intimidated by your weight loss. You're looking great, so keep it up! When you lose weight, it's not uncommon that some of those around you can't handle it. Either they are jealous that they don't have your discipline and self-control, or they worry that they can't manipulate you with your growing self-confidence. As you get closer to a "normal" weight, you are going to have more and more choices in men. Hopefully, you'll find someone local who can enjoy you and your hot body ;) Well done!
SirCharles83 13
Perdix, I'm impressed. Not only was your post serious, but it was thought out and, well, nice. Kudos.
gracehi 33
Daw, Perdix, I've never known you to be sweet. :') Fishfanatic, your ex sounds like a douche. That's no way to break up with someone. My boyfriend had something similar happen to him. He was living in Louisiana and his girlfriend (at the time) was living in Texas. One day he realized that if he didn't call her, they would never speak. He stopped calling her, and, as usual, she never called him, not even to make sure he was still alive. He was hurting at the time, but now he says he's glad it happened, because she was a lousy girlfriend anyway. And now he has me, an awesome girlfriend. (His words.) You'll find a good person who really loves you, and the only thing you'll regret is that you wasted 3 years on that asshole. You look great, btw. *hugs*
desireev 18
A quarter of the way reasonable?! Girl, you look all the way fantastic! Keep it up! After reading your profile, you seem like an incredible person and you're lookin' sexy! You'll find you a man who'll make you forget about your blind ex in no time! Congrats, girl! Very happy for you! ;)
thecrapblog 8
Oh my gosh, are you hurting on the inside? Sometimes things like this happen... Awwww... Maybe he will get back together with you, when he reads the note... So Sorry OP...
Dcm210 19
Maybe after reading the letter, He'll see the mistake he made and take you back.
cool_story_bro14 4
After reading this comment, I just realized how stupid some people can be.
RealReasons 0
You do know people still WRITE letters right? Technology is making some people forget even the simplest of things.
MysteriousFMLer 2
After reading the replies to his comment, I realized that reading comprehension is on a steep downward spiral
yeti37 16
"if you want to hear god laugh, announce your intentions." another way of describing Murphy's Law.