Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
Translation: I hope you had insurance.
PerditaDessa 38
If they're young enough to have such thought processes, supervision is key.
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Comments (36)
aaliyahorloff 1
I'm never giving my little sister my phone lol.
gargoyle666 5
Put your sister in water.
FMLGUY254 1
And why would you give an iPhone to a little kid without supervision?
AngryAmerican 18
a) why you don't give nice things to kids b) why you don't have kids
Chick29 9
That's why I don't let my siblings near my phone, my little brother broke my phone thinking it would fly across concrete. I got yelled at for blaming my innocent little brother.
sarahcroy20 12
If she's so young that she didn't know that would break the phone then she's too young to be playing with it.