Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
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Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
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Jimboom 12
Having grown up with 2 older sisters I have learnt that you never let a girl no matter what the age walk away angry and thinking that they need to get back at you. What you should have said was something like "I will show you, but only if you prove to me that your old enough by doing X", and making X an impossible task of some kind. That would have distracted her with something else and she probably would have forgotten about it some time later if she was going to your granparents anyway. Either that or you shouldn't leave your laptop just out in the open where little hands can snatch it. Hope you passworded your profile at least!
Darth_Taco 14
See, this is why you shouldn't keep naked pictures of yourself on your electronic devices. Make sure to delete them as soon as you get your laptop back. And about the paper...I'm so sorry. Always make sure you keep a back-up or two.
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Comments (187)
sashaingreyscale 0
if you're underage and the photos get published on the internet, you can get charged with producing child pornography. google "sexting" to see what the big deal is all about.
theoldGP 0
#84 is right. #113 you do. but you dont save them on your computer. =P hahah this is so great. sucks about your paper though.
Andy_King 0
you should have called your grandparents and had them email the paper to you
Andy_King 0
you should have called your grandparents and had them email the paper to you
threegp 0
that's why you don't take nude pictures of yourself... duhhhhhhhhh and what is it with people not putting passwords on their computers? Am I the only one that does that? Like really, when I get up from the computer I press my log out button on my keyboard, then I have to enter a password to get in... no one would ever be to mess with my stuff. But just a general rule, if you take nude pictures, they will be on the internet sooner or later...unless you delete them
mzmaverickd 7
O wow plz tell me you are going to smack the living shit out of her when she gets back and even then that's not enough revenge for ******* up your grades... **** the nudie pix- everyone does that.
Islander_fml 5
Dang, sometimes I ******* hate little kids (except my little sister, who's good :D)! Make sure to sabotage something of hers, then give her the cold shoulder for... I dunno, a year? Show that little twerp where her place is. Nobody should EVER **** with your grades or something of yours as expensive as a computer!
emptyego 0
I don't feel bad about the naked pictures. You shouldn't have saved those on your computer lol. That makes you sound like a *****, imo. The paper you most likely should have printed out, but all the same, I do feel bad for that because sometimes people wait 'til last minute to do that. Your sister is a bitch for taking your laptop--your parents are morons for letting her get away with it (wouldn't they notice that? It's pretty expensive, and from the sounds of it, not something you'd normally let her "borrow"), and I really hope you password protected your login or this really will turn into an YDI ordeal.
el_llama 0
I use Windows Live Mesh. It automatically syncs my documents folder online, so if something like that were too happen at least I'd have my paper. :)
xoLoveox 0
sooooo sorry i would KILL her if that happened to me! lol