Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
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Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
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Jimboom 12
Having grown up with 2 older sisters I have learnt that you never let a girl no matter what the age walk away angry and thinking that they need to get back at you. What you should have said was something like "I will show you, but only if you prove to me that your old enough by doing X", and making X an impossible task of some kind. That would have distracted her with something else and she probably would have forgotten about it some time later if she was going to your granparents anyway. Either that or you shouldn't leave your laptop just out in the open where little hands can snatch it. Hope you passworded your profile at least!
Darth_Taco 14
See, this is why you shouldn't keep naked pictures of yourself on your electronic devices. Make sure to delete them as soon as you get your laptop back. And about the paper...I'm so sorry. Always make sure you keep a back-up or two.
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Comments (187)
jazzmancarron 11
this is why i make sure that no one is even in my room for any reason unless im there, and dont allow anyone to use my laptop.
mrkesik 0
WHEN/IF you receive your laptop, set a boot password, a logon password and god zip and pwd those nude pics. LOL. Then make sure you turn off the computer when your not using it so that your sis won't get anywhere past the initial boot screen. If you have a Thinkpad laptop, you can also lock down the harddrive so nobody can remove it and place it in a different machine to boot up from.
blurgmine_fml 0
hahaha wow that sux but I bet those pox were nice
qwertification 0
take her stuff and ruin it and beat the shit out of her thats what i do
Tryit132 0
ouch... :(
jordan75_fml 0
ur sister is a terd by the sounds of it
mandy248 0
y the hell would u have nude pics of urself on a laptop? that's just wrong
mecolaya 0
God, why does every female on this planet have to have naked pictures of herself in one place or another? Is that the only way we have to communicate with and impress boys? I just don't understand it. Nor do I understand why you would keep said pictures after sending them. Is it a vanity thing or do you just plan on recycling them for the next boy who asks you to show him some *******? I hate the girls of my generation.
vietmanx 10
nude pics of your paper?
Tahu424 0
I can't decide whether or not to feel sorry for you.