Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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summerloolooloo 0
Oh thank god. It wasn't a new piano.
TristSlater 0
Musicians treasure antique instruments. Ever thought of that? Guess not. Musicians prefer older instruments to newer ones. The older it is, the better it sounds because the instrument was broken in. Second reason, better quality. There are sets of violins from the 18th century that sound and play better than those made today.
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Comments (123)
Geicogecko 2
hairspray will get that out
GJBC 0
Should hide it in future .. lol :)
toniidubz 0
omfg.... that's terrible
leoparks 0
haha luv #4's comment
ajh557 22
Paint it really nice
picolina1998 1
Permanent ink comes out using nail polish remover!
macho_nacho 7
Well now your piano has even MORE special value :)
Krissey_DJ 16
Alcohol usually works with removing sharpie :)
noreallywhat 17
write over it with dry erase marker. Should come right off.
carlos_oce 3
Try using hand sanitizer.