By i2xl - 24/02/2012 15:28 - Canada

Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML
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dontfmlplzzz 6

Not cruel, no one should alter their diet around you

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waswashere 0

I hear joint of beef and all I can think of is someone smoking a cow and getting high

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SexyQueen0905 24

She doesn't have to change her diet just because you did. Not cruel at all.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Beef is good. Thats why it smells so good.

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GoW_Chick 14

I have a strange feeling that half of the FML posters, I didn't say all mind you, had to study up on their vocabulary just to understand this FML.

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P374RD3D 9

You're vegetarian? Good for you. I eat meat, I don't kill animals, and I won't stop.

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408trancejunkie 3

Yeah you deserve that

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loserman67 35

Oh go try a piece. If God didn't mean for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. I have never, EVER, in my life heard someone recount how tender and juicy and succulent the tofu and bean sprout cassarole they had the night before was.

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GoW_Chick 14

Humans are made out of meat but we are not suppose to eat each other, I'm no vegetarian, but I'm just pointing that out.

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blegehlehgleh 0

Wait, wait, wait... We're NOT supposed to eat each other?

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Sumo69 9

That cow was a vegetarian look what happened to it.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Not cruel at all; she still eats meat. She shouldn't have to stop eating/cooking meat just because you have decided you aren't going to anymore.

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Callyn 47

I agree, this is not cruel in the least. People shouldn't have to stop eating meat just because you are a vegetarian

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theWINDOWmonster 3

..you can't be a "former omnivore." Your body is an omnivore. Your brain is just stupid and won't let it function as such, depriving it of necessary nutrients. But.. to each their own.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I've been a vegetarian nearly all my life and a vegan as of recently, and I'm healthier than all my meat eating family. Nothing wrong with any tests, no nutrient deficiencies. I eat a wide enough variety of foods to obtain everything I need. You can have your views and opinions, and it's not my business what you eat. But honestly, there's no need to perpetuate these ridiculous myths.

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