Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a barbecue joint opened near my apartment, close enough that I can smell the kitchen exhaust. I'm a vegan activist, so smelling animals being burned is a serious trauma for me. Now I either have to either move or constantly feel sick and depressed. FML
Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML
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dontfmlplzzz 6
Not cruel, no one should alter their diet around you
waswashere 0
I hear joint of beef and all I can think of is someone smoking a cow and getting high
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Comments (94)
SexyQueen0905 24
She doesn't have to change her diet just because you did. Not cruel at all.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Beef is good. Thats why it smells so good.
GoW_Chick 15
I have a strange feeling that half of the FML posters, I didn't say all mind you, had to study up on their vocabulary just to understand this FML.
P374RD3D 9
You're vegetarian? Good for you. I eat meat, I don't kill animals, and I won't stop.
stevenmx86 8
What? I hate the way this is written..
408trancejunkie 3
Yeah you deserve that
loserman67 36
Oh go try a piece. If God didn't mean for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. I have never, EVER, in my life heard someone recount how tender and juicy and succulent the tofu and bean sprout cassarole they had the night before was.
GoW_Chick 15
Humans are made out of meat but we are not suppose to eat each other, I'm no vegetarian, but I'm just pointing that out.
blegehlehgleh 0
Wait, wait, wait... We're NOT supposed to eat each other?
Sumo69 9
That cow was a vegetarian look what happened to it.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Not cruel at all; she still eats meat. She shouldn't have to stop eating/cooking meat just because you have decided you aren't going to anymore.
Callyn 47
I agree, this is not cruel in the least. People shouldn't have to stop eating meat just because you are a vegetarian
theWINDOWmonster 3
..you can't be a "former omnivore." Your body is an omnivore. Your brain is just stupid and won't let it function as such, depriving it of necessary nutrients. But.. to each their own.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I've been a vegetarian nearly all my life and a vegan as of recently, and I'm healthier than all my meat eating family. Nothing wrong with any tests, no nutrient deficiencies. I eat a wide enough variety of foods to obtain everything I need. You can have your views and opinions, and it's not my business what you eat. But honestly, there's no need to perpetuate these ridiculous myths.