Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a barbecue joint opened near my apartment, close enough that I can smell the kitchen exhaust. I'm a vegan activist, so smelling animals being burned is a serious trauma for me. Now I either have to either move or constantly feel sick and depressed. FML
Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML
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dontfmlplzzz 6
Not cruel, no one should alter their diet around you
waswashere 0
I hear joint of beef and all I can think of is someone smoking a cow and getting high
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Comments (94)
Greendaycheese 12
We eat meat it's not cruel. If we didn't this whole world would be filled with all of these animals..
iwadasn 33
Are you seriously complaining just because someone in your building ate meat? It's not like everyone around you is suddenly going to become a vegetarian just because you did. Now if someone were cooking meat in your kitchen or trying to make you eat meat, that'd be one thing, but she's doing her own thing in her own kitchen. She has every right to eat meat just like you have every right to abstain from it. If you're going to have a problem every time you're within smelling distance of meat, you might not be cut out for vegetarianism.
mattorama 15
The reason you thought it was cruel is because your brain was trying to say "Stop eating rabbit food, bone head!"
KatieKayy15 0
I tried being a vegetarian once , && I lasted for five days . because on my fifth day , my dad made bacon . I then realized I can't live without my bacon! haha
heereman 2
This is probably the worst fml I've ever read:p poor you somebody cooked you food
daltonromanowski 11
Humans are actually most closely related to frugivores - fruit eaters - not omnivores. Our bodies can process meat but that doesn't mean it's a necessity and it doesn't mean we were "designed" TO eat meat, just designed to handle it. It's an evolutionary benefit. If we were "supposed" to eat meat we wouldn't be able to function without it, which is empirically untrue. JESUS.
ronniejacobs 6
I'm not a big fan of meat cause to me it tastes weird but I don't get why people are vegetarians. Eat meat!!!!!
nabila21 0
eaaaaaaat meeeeeee~~~~ I'm delicioussss arent you hungry??? TEH BEEF IS CALLING YOU!!!
musikid 1
Yeah this person is just fishing for something... Either eat the damn meat, leave the house, or stop whining.
Calyx_fml 22
I'd like to roast a joint right about now.