Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
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Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML
Today, I spent my lunch break helping a coworker move a desk to another office. When I got back, my own desk had been moved to make room for someone new. Nobody had told me where they’d put it. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML
Today, we moved desks for the umpteenth time, and my supervisor stuffed me in a corner by the door with no one around to talk to. The worst thing is I hear the badge reader beep every few seconds. It's already driving me crazy. FML
Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML
Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rearrange my desk than pay me to work at it. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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Top comments
18drakerad 18
Maybe it's time to take charge. Tell your boss how you feel and assertively ask for an office
Roxas_hearts 27
Sometimes work just isn't fair. Prove to them you deserve one and you'll get what you need eventually!
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Comments (53)
sbarua219 17
Screw office jobs lol
WOTAN1488 24
Your intern probably sucks penis. :/
littleking94 14
Maybe you need to Assert yourself better. Make sure you're direct with what you want, and don't beat around the bush
jables38 11
Everyone defending the op maybe just maybe stop and think that this person sucks and therefore. Ever got or deserved the office
saymynamess 19
Interns are usually assigned to any vacant office since they are in the office temporarily. You should fight for this office against your other co-workers not against this poor intern
RedPillSucks 33
he slept with all the right people
cathrope 10
Your life sucks. Your like Dilbert in real life.
theflyingbrant 9
If there's an empty office you should just take it. Or consider looking for a new job because they obviously don't appreciate your work.
sflomb 18
At least you have a job
gladlily1988 2
I don't think you have an intern. I think you're being suckered into training your replacement :( Sorry, OP!