Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rearrange my desk than pay me to work at it. FML
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Today, my boss showed me how he wants his office redecorating. We have employees on minimum wage and yet he wants a private bathroom, large screen TV, sofa and PlayStation, and a decorative suit of armour, all in an office that’s already bigger than my one bedroom flat. FML
Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, despite having made it clear that I'm neither interested, nor I am able to take over the jobs of the 3 members of staff who have recently left, my boss made a "Progress Plan" for me and will check on it weekly. I'm getting paid 1.5 times less than average in my role and he's not giving me a raise because the company is stingy. FML
Today, my boss asked that I add the work of our third coworker's position to my shift because he's never finished his duties. She gave us a 50 cent raise to "babysit" a 60-ish year-old man. I responded to respectfully fire him or pay me 20/hr. His last day is Friday and he doesn't even know yet. FML
Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
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Top comments
WTFKuro 0
You gotta worry about feng shui. It's all this negative chi. It's everywhere.
coldplaylive2003 0
Get a real job
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Comments (78)
anonymous_guy 0
FIRST!
Jiplo 18
Ya I know! That really sucks... I wonder if that'll ever happen to me! But that was really funny! i literally lol'd!
anonymous_guy 0
FIRST!
WTFKuro 0
You gotta worry about feng shui. It's all this negative chi. It's everywhere.
anonymous_guy 0
FIRST!
NGM_47 0
Well they want to you to be a happy, happy worker! :D
token_blackguy 18
if youre not getting paid why waste your time there or report them to the state for not paying you.
nazooer 11
But she signed up to be an intern.. she agreed to not be paid
meriadoc2 0
Have fun with the new desk
ergo_fml 13
Laaame.
Kyothine 0
I agree. who cares?
burnquist764 0
Similar decisions will be made at other companies that you'll work for that will make you scratch your head. Welcome to the real world.
RandomFool 5
Time to go hunting for a new job?
belisama_fml 0
lol not just a new job but a real job if the OP is complaining about not getting paid