Love: Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 07:51 - United States - Rochester

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

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By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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StormGirl142 24

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:08

At least you know he cares enough not to let you die, I guess. Hope you're okay.

ninka_fml 8

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:12

Just as #1 said, he didn't ignore your seizure and helped you. Use that as an opportunity to say thank you and maybe ask him out to show your gratitude? :) Good luck OP! And hope you feel better soon.

Comments

StormGirl142 24

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:08

At least you know he cares enough not to let you die, I guess. Hope you're okay.

jerzjay 17

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:39

Could be his job if he's an EMT guy which might be even more embarrassing...sorry op

PurpleMyth 28

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:48

There's nothing embarrassing about a seizure. People are so strange. Someone sneezes like everybody does and thinks that their life is over

Preposterous 8

Tuesday 30 June 2015 21:29

Most tend to void their bowels and/or bladder during a seizure. That can be fairly embarrassing, even when it's entirely involuntary.

RockstarJAy 16

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:31

I'll add that a lot of the time, when you sneeze, people will act like they don't do it.

suckceed 17

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:08

Beggars cant be choosers, take waht ya can get. (Hope you're feeling better now.)

MELKOZAR 27

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:12

Maybe you can tell him that he's your hero! Then he'll fall for you!

gracehi 31

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:50

Very true. Nothing endears a lady to a man like telling him he's your hero.

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 30 June 2015 17:29

That's what you would call seizing the moment.

beararm 11

Tuesday 30 June 2015 19:47

the only pun that ever made me lol

ninka_fml 8

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:12

vikky538 28

Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:04

Yup. Sounds like he has good heart.

18drakerad 18

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:13

That really sucks op. Does he know how you feel about him?

ashykatt 13

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:13

I also have seizures, and if my crush did that for me I would be so happy...

Shamandalie89 32

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:14

Well, it's a start.

isabelf 17

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:26

at least he cared enough to help you. plus, who knows what the future holds? theres always a chance for you two

Tarlachia 33

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:28

Would it be wrong to say "Carpe diem."?

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:29

Well I'm glad you're feeling well enough to be sad that that was your moment :P You'll be okay, OP! At least now you know that if you two have a future, he can handle your seizures! :)