Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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tehrealone 6
Prove him wrong!
NIRVANA1990s 1
ha! I'd be scarred forever
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DruggedUpMonkey 1
Tell him that now that he knows what you look like naked, he has to return the favor.
_overandout_ 10
Should've replied: "Yeah, well in a second I'll know how you look with your balls kicked halfway to your throat" :D
HealingTrout 1
Well is he Bisexual?
friedbunnies 9
That's actually quite hilarious
ImSoEffedUp 10
Lmao... That's strange...yet funny....
MilesEm 5
Haha that's pretty awesome!
xxjdunnxx09 1
This is amazing, just take it as a compliment because he is dating her right?!?!?!?! He stuck around for some reason???? Lol. That's a little better than nice ass, or nice boobs right?
zombiesdkdjdjf 1
Lmao. So awesome!
frekigeri 4
So I know this is gonna get neg really quick.. but I've got to be the perv and ask are all features 100% the same?
Jpusateri 0
Now you can assume your sister isnt a virgin!