Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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Top comments
drakem 7
Maybe he's just into unconscious sex.
billiejoeinabox 7
Pretty sure unconscious sex is rape...
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Comments (100)
lizziemo79 18
Ouch
militarybrat 21
If you havent given him permission to have sex with you BEFORE you take the pill that is rape. I am so sorry.
atav 17
You're a starfish
wakenbake85 3
wow now at least u know to bring out your wild side or u ain't worth the fight
sartrow 8
that's just creepy, if he wants that, you have to consider what length he may go to get it, be wary if he cooks for you or makes you a drink, just saying : (
chibss 1
Haha, my wife says the same thing about me! Apparently I'm significantly better at turning her on when I'm half asleep (the problem here is that I obviously never remember what I did exactly...). I try to look at it as being instinctively awesome at sex. but when I'm awake my stupid consciousness blocks it :D. Good job at being instinctively good at sex! *high fives*
MissTerry1988 1
Sleeping pills relax you too. Maybe your tense in bed. And he wants you to relax a bit.
annimal64 7
That's a little rapey...
OleReliable 7
Sounds rapey as hell to me
phigmeta 1
If you take ambien then you may actually be better in bed while having ambien sex.