Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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drakem 7
Maybe he's just into unconscious sex.
billiejoeinabox 7
Pretty sure unconscious sex is rape...
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vividpictures 17
Imagine what his plans for you were while you slept..
SillyBeanie 8
Well, maybe you are more relaxed while you are tired and maybe it's a turn on for your husband. I don't think he wanted to insult you and trying new things in bed can keep your relationship fresh. Though drugging you may not be the right way, he should try to wake you up in a sexual way (light touching etc) while you are half-asleep, (nice way to wake up!) and you can do it to him too. Just make sure if you don't want kids use protection cause at that state of mind you don't really think, so don't be too hard on the guy he was probably trying to spice things up and make it more enjoyable for both :)
BFons 19
My wife is the same. It relaxes her inhibitions more. Making for typically more passions love.
Stellarum 8
An ex had sex with me while I was more than half asleep due to heavy medications and extreme fever. I didn't want to, was afraid and had to struggle to even remember the episode at all. I really think that he is a 'closet' rapist, and maybe so is your husband... Just keep it consensual.
1500in15 1
Your SO must do not like it when you talk too much in bed.
anthonypino 7
Haha have you never watched role models? because I bet he has.
mosquito19 14
something is wrong with you if you actually believe that garbage.
Chibi_Kitten 24
This is scary. Makes me glad that my ex was only mildly creepy by tying me up when I fall asleep due to the sun. Pretty sure unconscious sex in nonconsentual.
drummerp64 16
Well, not if consent is explicitly given for unconscious sex before taking the sleeping pill. If it's not, though, then you're absolutely correct.
killerdana 19
Your ex tied you up when you fell asleep due to the sun? Huh?
Chibi_Kitten 24
Yeah...he also changed me into a pair of his pajamas . I had fallen asleep in his car due to my light sensitivity.
ostfaiz 18
A real bad habit Op, avoid it, enjoy it naturally whatever it comes...Fyl
Delicia_fml 1
I think yr husband prefer a corpse.