Intimacy: Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 04:57 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

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Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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RentABozo 4

Friday 20 September 2013 12:09

Points for trying OP

nnnope 26

Friday 20 September 2013 12:28

cool story. don't tell it again.

Comments

Evilphatpandah 5

Friday 20 September 2013 14:19

Are you new to the English language as well? Your spelling hurts my head.

thewife5 19

Friday 20 September 2013 19:54

Really evilphatpandah... Defense rests.

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 5:07

Can you point out what is wrong with OP's spelling exactly? Because it looks perfectly fine.

NandaPanda 22

Friday 20 September 2013 14:20

I feel for you OP, I used to puke everytime my fiancé tried to finish in my mouth too. I kept trying though (slowly so as not to have another retching incident!) and eventually I got used to it, and now it's not bad at all! If you do decide keep trying, like I did, to please him then good for you for trying to stick it out for him, if you just say no from now on then there's no problem with that either. Whichever choice you make, it's yours and I'm sure he will understand. Not all girls can swallow, so don't feel bad or embarrassed or let a ruined mood this time halt your future exploits =) if you work together I'm sure you can come up with a different way to spice things up that will work for the both of you!

aecribb 14

Friday 20 September 2013 15:03

I definitely agree with you. That was by far the most logical and well-thought-out comment I've read on this FML

JustBeingAwesome 22

Friday 20 September 2013 14:33

#61 gotta say, that's just sad... Real sad.... Doesn't make much difference whether you clarified or not, no one cares....

Arrow44 10

Friday 20 September 2013 14:35

A for effort!

alicat326 1

Friday 20 September 2013 14:43

Ahh that's happened to me! So embarrassinggg, it wasn't cuz taste or anything tho it was because he pushed my head in as he was coming, it sucked (lol) but then we took a shower and forgot all about it there's no reason it should change anything and def don't stop pleasing your husband.

Notonatm 1

Friday 20 September 2013 14:55

I actually took this as her saying that this was HIS way of "spicing it up", that for HIM it was going off in her mouth. Also, just because a person doesn't want semen in their mouth doesn't mean all they have is 'boring vanilla sex'. Great for you that you're ok with it, but not everyone enjoys the taste or feeling of swallowing it down.

TyT63 12

Friday 20 September 2013 15:00

weirdest comment section ever...my jimmies are officially rustled

Sh3lbs 6

Friday 20 September 2013 15:04

#15, you have had some crummy girlfriends then. To everyone saying it's "disgusting" wtf if your man eating? No, it's not nice, but I do it because I love my boyfriend and I know it makes him happy. Aaand, there's a chance the favour will be returned. Good luck OP!