Love: Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed... - FML

By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 22:40 - United States - Monroe

Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML

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By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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By don’tletthembite - 04/05/2020 02:00

Today, my trucker husband brought home roses for me, toys for the kids and bedbugs for the whole house. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By igiveup - 21/12/2012 03:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML

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By pistonchamp159 - 28/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

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Residence_fml 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:12

Well that kinda sucks, but be happy he tried to do something. It's apperantly an unspoken rule for women to be happy with what their husbands give them, with the right thought behind it of course, even though it kinda fails. My boyfriend always tries to cook me delicious diner but ends up throwing a main ingredient in I really don't like. I still love the fact he went through all the trouble trying to please me.

nebula748 14

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:14

Those darn pricks.

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makayla_roxx 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:05

then did you guys have a romantic evening full of pulling thorns out of you? sounds like fun :D

Miamihsucks 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:13

And know I know the meaning "love hurts"

skadoosh52 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:51

well atleast u both r takin the pain ;)

Aakash04 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:07

did it puncture your bum ? LOL

haistavittu69 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:14

he prolly did it on purpose

dunner12 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:31

YDI for marrying an IDIOT.

andrewb261 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:37

Derp.

rinSa_fml 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:49

taken from VDM.

twaumat 28

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:34

at least he tried....have U tried being romantic with him?? ungrateful hoe

rosita_801 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:50

Awhh..haa..its the thought that counts:) haa even though it hurtss lol

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