Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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sciullo 14
And you married him why?
Welshite 40
Yet again? You guys need to talk this out, or get help with a marriage counselor. Both of you sound unhappy in your relationship.
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Comments (69)
cwbygmer 2
how about this for an anniversary gift....serve him divorce papers
happyapy 16
Kick the ingrate in the balls and give the SOB a real reason to be a bitch.
graphicstyle7 17
I had a horrible marriage to a guy who was always telling me how stupid, etc. I was and what a horrible time he was having with me. I tried to leave, he begged me to stay. Time after time. 14 years later (so many years wasted!) he finally left. What do I have now? Well, a new husband who spends lots of time telling me how great I am, not to mention a beautiful house and sweet step-children. RUN! NOW! Before you waste a second more of your time. Don't think you need to put up with it. If he hates it so much, end it. There are many, many fish in the sea. P.S. I'm not a beauty queen, I just learned to respect myself.
taintedtruffle 42
Maybe it really had been a bad two years but that doesn't meant it had to do with op.
bfombl 0
Listen to #95
Avadava 1
It depends. If taken out of context, yes, it can be a bad thing. But...In the first two years of my marriage, my father died of cancer, my aunt had a stroke and I had a miscarriage. So yeah, those first two years of my marriage have been the worst of my life so far.
undercoverninja 9
I kinda know the feeling.. my boyfriend left my for a 16 year old two weeks before our two year. he turns 20 next month... it's the worst feeling in the world
zssw 8
Op here. This was a couple yeas ago now. We are getting along a lot better now. There were some outside forces that were causing stress and also we as people needed to learn how to get along and have respect for each other
peterblackmer91 12
If he's told you numerous times I'm wondering why you don't do something. Counseling? He's obviously not happy. If it were me I'd be delving into that.