Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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Top comments
sciullo 14
And you married him why?
Welshite 40
Yet again? You guys need to talk this out, or get help with a marriage counselor. Both of you sound unhappy in your relationship.
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Comments (69)
lowerykrystal 6
wow
angeleye 1
bye felicia
reymon8823 24
Maybe its time to not be such a Bitch OP.. Just saying.. Been married and was in a bad marriage
claiiire_fml 17
It seems your marriage is in trouble. Have you tried turning it off then turning it back on?
jessierules93 11
At least his honest. Still a sick tho
RomeoSucks 4
Maybe it's a set up for a surprise, like you said your anniversary is right around the corner .
Ashley868 10
Maybe you should ask him why he feels this way. Let him know you'd like to work on it with him. If he's not willing to communicate with you about why he's unhappy, he's not worth staying with. Think about ten years down the road and if you have kids. It's something you should think about before you have kids with him. He wanted to marry you, so he should be willing to fix it.
LookUpImThere 13
Leave him!! You deserve better
NeoDerp 6
You're not innocent at all, so don't even try to act like it.
uniannonymous 5
My one says the same thing everytime we argue