By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML
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irishdubr 0

Leave it in the tree, it will come down. Have u ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

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bananapajama 0

I guess she wasn't able to witness it so it didn't have such a big impact. maybe you should keep kitty inside!

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ecce 20

I don't think the point was to get called a hero. I think she was just pointing out the discrepancy. You are my hero and I know how you feel.

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Jpinkkiss 0

your my hero for having a funny FML!!! lol :)

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Terilyn4500 0

your a champion!!!!!!!! yahhhh

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davidtheday 0

Boo hoo, no one called you a hero. First rule of being a hero: have a witness.

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div01 2

Now I'm no english professor but isn't the right verb shat? BTW if you were jealous of your husband being called a hero you should have let the cat die in the tree, and had your daughter call him evil the next day for not saving it again. Then buy your daughter a dog. Hero status will be yours.

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XanimalloverX 0

Keep kitty inside outdoor cats don't live as long as indoor cats.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

my outdoor cat lived now for 17 years and is still alive & well. So is his mother. even if he died at 12, he woulod have had a way better live than any indoor cat no matter what age. The only excuse to have an indoor cat is if you live in the middle of a crowded city where nothing but roads and concrete are

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

(sorry for the ****** up english, my edit time ran out)

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Howdyplz 2

Being a parent isn't about you being the hero. There are things you will do as a parent that you will not get recognition for, and you shouldn't expect recognition. You should be satisfied that your daughter calleed your husband a hero, because now you know that it applies to you as well. Seeing your daughter happy should be reward enough for you.

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Carterv 0

If the cat cab get ip there, it can get down. Mine does it all the time.

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skullbuster 0

Awwwwww... You didn't get the recognition you deserved for your daring rescue, well damned right, FYL. If it will make you feel better...[insert slow clap here for effect]

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