Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
Anonymous
Just once
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
fun
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disgusted
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The language of love
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Anonymous
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Carpet cleaner
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Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Thanks Honey
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Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
mmvv
United States
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Metalman69 0
and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?
vicki2354 0
omg potty train that man!!!
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Comments (154)
jjmiller1001 17
maybe you should take him to the doctor
lectricpharaoh 9
Another option is to take him to a Petcetera or something, and get a crate and some puppy pads, for training purposes.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
You picked him
u_must_die 15
How old is he, 5?
thatcoolguy123 14
Congratulations. You married a 2-year old who's never been potty trained. And I hope you are divorced and married to someone else by now.
LeProfessor 11
FHL You are posting an embarrassing FML towards your husband. Just posting it all over the Internet ( now on iFunny because of some people wanting to get featured.
daemonsparta 16
sounds like he has problems
Unlucky1232 20
maybe he has a problem. no i mean like a legitimate health problem. get it checked out.
CNRhKXtreme 12
Well...shit.
scarlet22ashley 19
That is a medical problem and is not supposed to happen, i would strongly recommend seeinng a doctor about this. Good luck OP
iLoveSPK 6
im a couple years late but how did he not feel himself ********.