Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
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Avaquin 0
wow. no offence, but hes an ass.
isantorin 0
sounds like the start to a great marriage.
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24788 7
How long did you wait before you married him?
Amkii 0
#34, I was going to write those exact same words!
mylifesucksoften 0
girl, you deserve way better! If he doesn't change: DIVORCE HIM and go search for a better man
glennabobenna 0
You still love him don't you
PureGold 0
I think you should have thought this marriage through a bit more x(
happylittleman 0
Wow, some of the people on here are soooo nice. I can see why she was upset, that her husband was so careless this early in the marriage and didn't care that the ring was lost. And then he got drunk and acted so terribly? You are always accountable for your actions, even if you're drunk. It's absolutely no excuse. OP, I'm sorry about that. I hope you find the ring, and you two talk it out. But at least it's better to know that the marriage might not work now, instead of years later.
Kairi_fml 0
Awe, i moderated this one. I really feel bad for you fyl
mouseintern 0
And he never showed signs of this while dating right? Why do people marry people like this and then act surprised when they're still like that in marriage?
PureGold 0
Cause when the guy isn't being an asshole with his buddies, he's "really sweet", and deep down she knows he loves her and has her best interests at heart. Yeah, I don't understand it either x(
dearViena 0
give the man a second chance... but don't put up with that forever
fuck_love_fml 1
Why are so many people here saying that he wasn't responsible for his words because he was drunk? Didn't he drink those drinks to be so drunk? Who else is responsible? Because someone must be, its not her and she's hurting....... So yes he is responsible, whitout a doubt. Hope he will stop drinking for you... or if he's just this kind of a bad person, that you'll leave him before he start's hitting you :( Good luck!!!