Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
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Avaquin 0
wow. no offence, but hes an ass.
isantorin 0
sounds like the start to a great marriage.
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ATchick_08 0
He's a Keeper lmao... Drop thatttt
qbak 0
It all depends how he reacted when he was sober afterward. Anyone who has been married can tell you that couples say stupid shit to each other. If he is not sorry at all then i think you have a problem in your hand young lady.
rawrimadinosaur1 0
awwww that sux find some1 who respects u when their drunk or not lalalalalala i like music!!! haha
avalon24 18
While he was a jerk the ring is basically just a symbol of what the vows said, so not that big a deal that it's lost. His overall attitude though was just awful and he is responsible for everything he said while drunk, crying was a bit dramatic.
krisFrAnHeehar 0
Why would she ever deserve that for crying over a ring, people cry when frustrated so its normal. And the wedding ring symbolizes unity and their vows, Id be upset too. She wasn't being a drama queen, the ring could have been expensive or an heirloom. And to the people saying that he wasn't responsible for his words because he was drunk, well he was the one who drank the alcohol wasn't he? Or did his friends shove the drinks down his throat? Don't divorce him for one stupid night though, people do make mistakes, but don't stay with hi if he continues to do this. Best of luck.
Tonka_fml 0
and u married him y?
balbs 0
Life sucks, but hey, you married him, I doubt this is the first time he's embarressed you.
hockey15hockey 0
Sounds like you picked a real winner.
paks7 0
I'd say that what you should do should depend on how he usually acts. If this is the first time you've even seen him act like this, give him another chance, maybe he had a bad day too. But if this happens often, get the hell out now before he makes your life miserable.
wolfwing 0
You need a new husband. I suggest you read the book "he's not that into you."