Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Trading places
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML
Messy
Today, it's been a few years since after I married my soulmate, and two years since he found he had a daughter with his ex. The last two years have been spent in custody court. Our savings are drained by support payments, and our own pregnancy plans are on indefinite hold. I can’t take much more. I want a divorce. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML
Asshat
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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hiitisbrooke 28
aha atleast he has to pay child support
fadingaway 17
Kill him :)
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Comments (143)
Narwhaler 0
haha only if your lucky why did he ask for a divorce then?
Spelit 0
YOU'RE*. You people and homophones!
fyourlife1990 0
I know man, I'll use the 2 words in sentences Sentence 1-Are you and YOUR friends going to the mall? Sentence 2-YOU'RE(aka you are) a very smart person. just clearing those up
Narwhaler 0
he probably said that in his warped way of being nice
mccaincracker 6
it's funny because you're fat
CSMhXc 0
You probably got too fat after the kid, so he just wants to come back when you get in shape.
2igutierrez31 2
dang that sucks
yourbarbiiedoll 0
woow
perdix 29
At least he used a nice euphemism for "**** buddy."
dydee 0
I'm just shocked at the sympathy op is getting. poor thing. you guys realize the divorce might not have anything to do with her at all. I think this is great for op tho, she gets to be single and independent except for the dating the soon to be ex-husband part though. what an ass if him to even say such a thing.
1luckeguy 0
Seriously? I can't believe all you women who are saying "at least he might come back" or whatever. A man who would leave his wife and child just to check out what other options may be available to him is a DIRTBAG! If he thinks they may be able to get back together later, then they should be staying together.
GooberNater 0
the douche just wants to sleep around.