Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
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Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
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Top comments
Thatissarcastic 17
How does one "accidentally" let a hooker into someone's house?
lexiieeex3 32
He was just checking out her pipes, ya know. Typical maintenance stuff.
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Comments (52)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Excuse me, but could you let me into this......my apartment? I'm Mrs *looks at slip of paper* Mrs Bishop, and I locked myself out.
ColonelCusswords 24
Atleast she didn't bring her customers
LycanGod 27
@ 16.. maybe he was one of her customers and got caught cheating? :o
LycanGod 27
"accidentally"
R3TROxLOV3 32
I'd honestly want him fired if I lived in that complex. I wouldn't feel safe at all if I knew that our incompetent maintenance staff were letting random people into our apartments. That's incredibly dangerous, and could quickly turn very very bad if the wrong person was let in.
Helldemon 32
Maybe he has seen that hooker coming from or going into that apartment before?
fumanshu 9
Maybe she was all like "oh I forgot my keys" or "oops I locked my self out again" and then he just was like "here, let me help you". I'm sure he didn't mean any harm!
Mike_Oxhard 14
He's a maintenance man so he has the keys to the place. He has a responsibility to not abuse that privilege and let people inside. If someone lost their keys and asked him to let them in, he should tell them to go see management. It's not his job to play doorman.
heavenlyassbutt 11
How you accidentally let s hooked into someone's apartment? Just how
Helldemon 32
She's a hooker, maybe he's seen her on multiple occasions at the apartment when people were using her services.
LPac5295 27
Aww girl I'm sorry. Your pimp must've hired a new hooker. I'd start looking for other pimps just to be safe.
LPac5295 27
Definitely need a follow-up on this one. I mean for all we know she could have said she was a relative without a key.
Gearboss 6
You sure he wasn't trying to bang said hooker?
theFickleFinger 24
That's exactly what I was thinking. He uses a tenant's empty apartment to meet the hooker, gets caught and tells his wife it's just because he accidentally let her in.