Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
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Thatissarcastic 17
How does one "accidentally" let a hooker into someone's house?
lexiieeex3 32
He was just checking out her pipes, ya know. Typical maintenance stuff.
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Comments (52)
floup_fml 13
Good thing it wasn't to your house!
adjwejaelwkdc 21
If you do not know for a fact that someone actually lives in the building, you do not let them in. It really IS just that easy. Once every week or two, someone buzzes my apartment and asks me to let them in to visit their friend in another apartment. This conversation is almost always exactly the same, though with different people each and every time: "I'm here to see Henry." "Then push Henry's buzzer." "His buzzer's broken." "Then call him on the phone and tell him to let you in." "I don't have his phone number." "You're his good friend, but you don't have his phone number? You can't buzz him, and you can't call him, but you're certain that he's home right this minute, so I should just let you in? No. Not gonna happen." Which would you rather be: the guy who's always nice and helpful and polite, or the guy who opened the door and helped the burglar who robbed several apartments?
HobblinGoblin 11
Hookers look like normal people too, everyone. They aren't always dressed scantily or whatever. Working at a hotel, lots of prostitutes would wear hoodies and jeans/sweats when they aren't soliciting people. If you don't know the resident and someone just acts like they're coming home normally, it's not unreasonable to just let her by or whatever. he's a maintenance guy, not a security guard. sorry, OP and Husband
CoupeDeAce 6
oh I'm sorry sir, I accidentally locked my keys in my house can you open up XXX for me? That's how he "accidentally" let her in. Maintenance aren't expected to know all tenants by face.
iwadasn 33
A maintenance worker shouldn't let anyone into a random apartment, for exactly that reason. Unless they can produce proof that they are the resident of that apartment, he has no idea whether he's helping a resident or a thief.
Helldemon 32
For all we know it's possible he's seen her there several times before, maybe even from the particular apartment he let her into.
PhoenixChick 26
Sorry, that sucks. But I wouldn't feel safe if he was my maintenance guy. Maintenance should never, ever, let someone in to an apartment. They don't know who lives there, that's so dangerous to your life and your stuff! I actually had this happen to me. I came home to my door unlocked and a letter on my table from my psycho family member. Maintenance was in the building and opened the door for them as they were "family." No only was my door left unlocked all day after that, but I was freaked out. I have a restraining order against this family member for good reason. I couldn't sleep there that night, and for days kept re-checking all the closets, under the beds etc. Super scary, and a not at all acceptable breach of security and trust.
Witchylady 18
Hope it wasn't your house
gobiteme2 34
I was wondering how long it took for you to notice.
pacemaker42141 6
Not positive, but I believe the OP is insinuating that someone blamed the maintenance man for there being a hooked in their room when they got caught by there significant other. Not that he let one in...
jjgpiii 4
How tf do you "accidentally" let in a hooker
lostreality 3
I'm a commercial and condo maintenance worker. Believe it or not, it isn't hard to use us to get into a building. Some electronic doors stay unlocked for 30 or so seconds after the code is used, or the door gets propped open, or a tenant starts screaming to be let in... Humans are a weak point in any security system whether or not they mean to be.