Work, Customers, Weird and Anger issues: Major anger issues - FML

Major anger issues

By Anonymous - 14/09/2022 12:00 - United Kingdom - Penarth

Today, a customer phoned, asking to collect an item. I explained that there was no need, as the item had already been posted out to her and was on its way. Her response? Apparently, I don’t deserve to have a set of balls, and I’m lucky or she’d emasculate me. She'd ordered a remote control. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 September 2022 13:57

Sounds like she's remotely controlling you.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 September 2022 13:57

Sounds like she's remotely controlling you.

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