By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
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zingline89 18

Buy him an awesome vibrator

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Evilbear 16

give him tampons and pink nail polish

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perdix 29

At least you'll get to smell his aromatic cigarette breath for the next day or so. I believe that's the traditional Third Anniversary gift. (The modern gift is smoldering resentment.)

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kokoroddd 2

YDI for eating 100000000000000000000000000000000 cans of beans!

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xALEXx_fml 15

A beneficial gift for him- maybe he's playing around and an awesome gift is coming for you!

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elsuperloco68 12

Hey i bought my wife a nice fishing pole one anniversary ago. She don't fish- her lost my gain!!! Jajajja

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ViviMage 38

I think he cares more about his addiction than you. =(

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worldclassrager 39

Well then treat yourself also...or maybe have one cigarette with him for old times sake...

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RedPillSucks 31

soak them in gasoline.

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Dame84 6

Wow, that's a bit heartless & tackey.

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Greenmarsh 31

He wants you to start smoking, you to can share more time because you have more in common.

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emchocolat_fml 25

Most likely he didn't have a present ready, panicked and gave her the newest thing he could find around the house.

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