Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
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Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Buy him an awesome vibrator
Evilbear 16
give him tampons and pink nail polish
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Comments (76)
Powerfull_fml 8
If he is a smoker, he probably buys one or two of these every day... I suspect you asked him if he bought you something for your anniversary, and he decided to use the pack in his pocket to **** with you...
Sir_drink_alot 20
And what did you buy him as a gift? Nothing I suspect, YDI
HAno97 12
Well that's pretty inconsiderate....you deserve somethin way better!
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like he forgot your anniversary and gave you the first thing he thought of, after you mentioned what day it was.
stitesy29 18
Throw away all his cigarettes and go to every local tobacco store and bribe the clerks and tell them NEVER to sell any tobacco to him!
ouibijou 15
Yeah, that will make him much better.
CBT214 3
Well put your mouth on something of his for the big day then.
kiaora_fml 11
Buy him a comical sized *****(those ones that look a lot bigger than a fist) and give it to him as his anniversary present
TheWorldGreatest 8
Lol
kasmol 16
Option 1 - This was a jerk move and likely far from the first. Option 2 - He forgot and was trying to cover it with a joke. So either you deserve it for staying with a jerk - and have no right to complain, or you are being the jerk for over reacting.
vanaathiel 13
In no way is this an YDI :/
Ray_of_midnight 23
You're Claire Standish and you married Bender?