By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
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zingline89 18

Buy him an awesome vibrator

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Evilbear 16

give him tampons and pink nail polish

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Powerfull_fml 8

If he is a smoker, he probably buys one or two of these every day... I suspect you asked him if he bought you something for your anniversary, and he decided to use the pack in his pocket to **** with you...

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Sir_drink_alot 20

And what did you buy him as a gift? Nothing I suspect, YDI

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HAno97 12

Well that's pretty inconsiderate....you deserve somethin way better!

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skyeyez9 24

Sounds like he forgot your anniversary and gave you the first thing he thought of, after you mentioned what day it was.

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stitesy29 18

Throw away all his cigarettes and go to every local tobacco store and bribe the clerks and tell them NEVER to sell any tobacco to him!

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ouibijou 15

Yeah, that will make him much better.

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CBT214 3

Well put your mouth on something of his for the big day then.

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kiaora_fml 11

Buy him a comical sized *****(those ones that look a lot bigger than a fist) and give it to him as his anniversary present

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kasmol 16

Option 1 - This was a jerk move and likely far from the first. Option 2 - He forgot and was trying to cover it with a joke. So either you deserve it for staying with a jerk - and have no right to complain, or you are being the jerk for over reacting.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

You're Claire Standish and you married Bender?

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