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Thisismypchere 8
You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL
rocker_chick105 31
He's a keeper!
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Comments (308)
meruu_2005 1
Owned biatch
_lady_rainicorn_ 2
aww, what a catch!
off_constantly 8
What was the point of the last sentence if OP already said "my husband" in her first sentence? She seems retarded to me too.
daaniel69 6
Well at least now you have a free ticket to have sex with someone blonde;)
viomartyr 4
Look on the bright side. He can now be a Sting impersonator and join a Police tribute band.
spluudge 4
Well at least his hair matches his IQ.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Haha wow hope your kids aren't that stupid
fmlmaymay 0
Hmmm least you can say it was a blonde moment lol
Fmlsea 28
well at least you can say you didnt marry him for his smarts , I hope your kids inherit your smarts or FYL .
Private_Parking 3
Give that guy a gold star.