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Thisismypchere 8
You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL
rocker_chick105 31
He's a keeper!
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Comments (308)
tapleydylan 0
He's going by lamaricks law
gardianlh24 0
A blonde would at least spell "Blonde" correctly.
Haha_no_123 11
Your husband is a genius *cough cough* sarcasm *cough cough*
MyReinvention55 7
Blond is actually blonde and it was apparent that you already married him when you said "my husband".
jimka4418 0
Hitler thought that too.....
Okayitwasme 0
Tell him you want them to have tattoos and and piercings when they are born too! So you don't have to pay for it when they get older.
AzWolf 5
No kids? It's not too late to dump him.
shmickmuu 0
Lmao sounds like you're already taking care of a kid!
youngmula37 0
haha watta blonde joke! oh wait the dude's not blonde and hes an idiot. thats a first
kyq 0
You spelled blonde wrong...