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Thisismypchere 8
You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL
rocker_chick105 31
He's a keeper!
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Comments (308)
SkyMarieD 0
You sure he wasn't already a blonde?? Haha
alexchin 0
Don't shave your head. He will think that his children will be hairless.
bubo_fml 11
Don't feel so bad. I once knew a girl who ****** up the recipe for making ice cubes...
bizarre_ftw 22
I am deeply curious to know how that happened
evelina99 0
what I don't get is why he thinks blonde is a superior hair color to the others in the first place!
bubo_fml 11
Since he IS your husband, isn't it a bit redundant to mention that you're "already married to this guy?"
bizarre_ftw 22
I think she's reiterating it for emphasis, like saying: "I'm already married to him" I can't go back
jerry2011 4
Sorry OP. Better luck next time.
jerry2011 4
BTW, when you are done with him, contact your local museum and hand him over to them.........
KiddNYC1O 22
Tell him it's actually the pubes that count.
ronski 41
What's his IQ?
Calyx_fml 22
Well he's a true blonde now.