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Thisismypchere 8
You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL
rocker_chick105 31
He's a keeper!
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Comments (308)
Hot_Pink_Knob 6
Your asian. FYL.
melissahoefs83 2
Wow!
socalstangs 0
YDI for not nowing how to spell BLOND i feel sorry for your futur kids
IrishJesus 5
The irony is palpable.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
With that kind of intellect, I'd have to say you're better off not having kids at all. Seriously. Don't adopt, either.
Flaggfox 1
OP, will you pretty please comment back and tell me you're joking? I seriously don't believe that anyone is that stupid.
MrsSmith43231 1
Wow, I guess that puts him on the low end of the intellectual totem pole. Good thing this isn't the time of cave men.
firemedic919 0
yeah real american genius budwieser salutes them all the time
bizarre_ftw 22
They're in china! You can't Get any further from the USA without leaving the planet! Who taught you how to read, op's husband?
neander 8
Hopefully neither one of you have a limb amputated, your future children will be born incomplete.
Courtney_Sanders 6
Wow. How could you not tell he was that stupid before you married him?
ivanhoe4u 3
I read this to my 10yo daughter and she giggles and said, "That won't work." Good luck with your children. Hopefully they get your brains.