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Thisismypchere 8
You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL
rocker_chick105 31
He's a keeper!
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Comments (308)
zuzupetalsYO 11
They will be blonde alright ..
3p1c0r88y 0
Why not rainbow hair?
EduJav321 24
The bleach chemicals will just kill the two neurons he has left
shsbrownie 3
are you sure he wasn't naturally blonde to begin with?
dmblonde 13
And they say blondes are dumb hah
LimeSharpie 6
Ahaha love it!! Lolz
Anderling 33
Lamarck was not right, but you've got to admire his dedication to his future kids. :p
caligirl6808 0
omfg that's dumb
Tvolsfan325 13
you're the dumbass for marrying him
anjala83 0
lmfao!!