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Thisismypchere 8
You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL
rocker_chick105 31
He's a keeper!
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Comments (308)
aybaybay19933 0
god bleSs
kaljustin 6
ask him to find the corner in the circle and then run like hell...wait u will have enough time to walk away and he would still be busy.
dragonmirado 12
wow, I didn't exactly expect a debate about Hitler's youth to come up from this post... Cool!
Mr_Dangles 0
ur husband is awesome
yellowzinnias 20
Is your husband a fan of Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, by chance? lol
bizarre_ftw 22
Let him believe it and watch him freak out in the delivery room, or buy him a 9th grade biology book
Kamiel_fml 0
I love how she called him "this guy" lol that's your husband!!
StromyG2 10
Please don't allow this man to procreate. Please?
sissors1234 4
RetArd
jmar411 12
Says the lady who's BLONDE roots are starting to show.