Good thing you wrote that you're already married to him at the end. Cuz calling him your husband earlier in the post sure would have been weird if you weren't married yet...
Just tell him unless he can bleach his sperm while it's still inside his testicles that it won't do any good..& see if he's dumb enough to believe that..if so, have him evaluated by a professional, cause "crazy is hereditary & you don't want a bunch of schizo kids" then have him get a vasectomy or divorce him.
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Thisismypchere 8
You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL
rocker_chick105 31
He's a keeper!
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Cosmic_Horror 1
So there aren't kids yet? Not to late to DTMFA.
Kyrst4Life 2
Why did you marry him?
laden_swallow09 35
Anime hair looks cool in anime… not so much IRL. I should know. I've seen it… ugh…
eboonnyy 0
Oh..my..god hahahah
Levvy 22
Are you married to Trofim Lysenko? (Also, why do you need to specify you're married to your husband? Isn't that what a husband is?)
SupermanXL 3
Good thing you wrote that you're already married to him at the end. Cuz calling him your husband earlier in the post sure would have been weird if you weren't married yet...
kalbrek009 20
Just tell him unless he can bleach his sperm while it's still inside his testicles that it won't do any good..& see if he's dumb enough to believe that..if so, have him evaluated by a professional, cause "crazy is hereditary & you don't want a bunch of schizo kids" then have him get a vasectomy or divorce him.
ilovedinosawers 17
Well OBVIOUSLY since you said it was your husband.
kissmyballs 0
He must be blonde at heart...lol.
issiackemp 9
Never to late for a divorce, hopefully ur not preggo yet