Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I learned that the hardest part of marrying a historian is choosing baby names. His top choices derive from two Roman magistrates, two abbesses, a tenth-century author, and an obscure Greek official. I already let him name our pug, for whom he chose the name "Tertullianus." FML
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finn_fml 0
i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?
Shiniku 0
"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.
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Comments (635)
oathkeeper88 0
i wish i can give this one an eprop or something...coz that is just AWESOME....
skyladoragono 0
I'unno; I wouldn't mind naming my kid that, though for reasons totally (well, maybe not totally...) different from your husband. :x
Lapras_LvL20 0
sweet. One of my best friends is going to name his son Jolteon.
ditlihi 0
Oh! That is such a COOL name.
last_fml 0
Your husband is awesome
chococool223 0
LMAO! that's hilarious! make sure your kid changes there name as soon as its the legal age!
seitosilver 0
Holy crap that is awesome. I'd kill to be your son. By the way Kratos is a minor figure in Greek mythology, so it's kind of legit. Your son is so lucky
SingForAbsolutio_fml 0
Dude, that is AWSOME, THAT IS IN NO WAY A BAD THING, your husband wins
arms_akimbo 0
Actually, Kratos is a Greek god, the personification of strength and power. Son of Styx and Pallas, he was a servant of Zeus.
jerabear 0
#444, you're a total retard. Lady, why didn't you fight your husband on the issue? If you didn't want him to be named Kratos, you should've said like: "His name is going to be something else; you're not pushing him out, so you only get some say."