Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
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Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
Today, we live in a tiny trailer. My doctor said I have celiac disease. My dad, who takes things too literally, came back with gluten-free dog food. I don’t even have a dog. FML
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
Today, after extensive tests due to pregnancy-related issues, I've been told my diet must change. I can no longer eat salt, sugar, gluten, or meat, and lactose is questionable. The doctor hopes it will end after the birth. Seven months to go. FML
Today, my grandmother is shocked that literally all of her kids and grandkids have mental handicaps. She won't admit it's because her and my grandfather are first cousins, and is claiming instead it's, "because of gluten." FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
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TheInvisibleOne 31
Why do you have to cut it out of all of your diets, instead of just your daughter's? Also, it's possible to bake gluten-free food.
idoam 8
It is possible to have gluten-free flour, I believe. You could even specialize in making bread for those who have intolerance of gluten.
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Comments (212)
rileyg98 4
Why would she control everyones diets? Give her some gluten-free stuff and eat whatever you want.
karmicsamadi86 9
This is such a new level of irony that I think it needs a different name!
JennaRai22 0
I actually have a gluten intolerance, they make special flours for people who are gluten intolerant...and the things that you make with them taste pretty good(: I've been gluten intolerant since I was 4(: good luck to you and your family!!! It gets easier trust me(: and gluten free food just takes getting use to, there are actually pretty good tasting foods and if you make them right I bet the gluten free things you make will be delicious!
ShoeAShoe 4
Well, im a baker, it isnt that easy to just change to glutenfree flour btw
writergirl23 19
No wonder they're chronic!
MerksteeZnit 1
Then learn how to make gluten free bread idiot. You don't have to stop eating shit. Have a nice day
Izzicasey 18
You could bake gluten free for your daughter, if you have a store (just saying cause your bakers) it would be good for that too. Try rice flour, I had gluten free waffles. Pretty good, use cream of tartar
avlcek855 9
I have to eat gluten free too.
my_user 11
Just take it out of your daughters
littlelesbian 9
Become a gf baker! The celiac world needs more of them. Trust me