Umm hi?

hello

Wow that blows...FYL

I'd just like to point out that because he didn't automatically assume it was you, that your personality isn't actually that bad!

" yea his ex was a fucking psycho!" "umm, I'm that 'fucking psycho'"

Sounds like you found your soulmate OP Should've asked him out, and then one day your ex will reveal to him that he's dating that pyscho bitch

Did he mention how you faked orgasms?!

She did say something, he didn't believe her.

Maybe when he meant fuking insane he meant as in hot, some guys do that

Huh, I don't get it... Why's this fml? I thought it was common knowledge that ALL women are totally and irrefutably mad...

At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.

Or the bf gave a completely exaggerated description of her

Sounds like she gives off a "You'll learn to be frightened of me" vibe.....very slowly

Work on your personality maybe you wouldnt be his ex

Wow that's just a tad judgmental, don't you think?? You have no idea what the circumstances of their breakup were.

Can't tell if troll or just stupid

That's fucking hilarious!

So is your pic, sir.

Sorry I changed it

Talk about having a bad memory..

At least he refused to believe you :)

Well, was he right though?

Hhhhmmm, not good

Sounds like he was doing play by play of your love life... Wish I was there

Psh, it'd be like NASCAR "And he pulls it out and... wow! Look at him stick in there. He really knows what he's doing! And it looks like he's pulling it out once again, what will happen next!?"

lmfaaaaoo!

SOTY I don't need the detail of your love life. Especially a NASCAR reference but it's nice to know you only can make left hand turns, your condoms are sponsored by coke and hit the wall

Lol, what?