FML : Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He...

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Embarassed - / Wednesday 24 August 2011 02:44 / United Kingdom

Transportation

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By Dalliance | 4

#3171854 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.

By ihasbrains | 10

#3171870 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:49

At least he refused to believe you :)

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By TrixER | 6

#3171845 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

Umm hi?

nastenka_fml | 0

#3171849 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

hello

By Italiae | 7

#3171851 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

Wow that blows...FYL

Keyman1212 | 14

#3171908 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:52

I'd just like to point out that because he didn't automatically assume it was you, that your personality isn't actually that bad!

uncleyuggles | 0

#3171912 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:53

" yea his ex was a fucking psycho!"
"umm, I'm that 'fucking psycho'"

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3171987 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:04

Sounds like you found your soulmate OP
Should've asked him out, and then one day your ex will reveal to him that he's dating that pyscho bitch

Zya_fml | 8

#3172018 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:08

Did he mention how you faked orgasms?!

SunnyUserName123 | 5

#3172159 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:29

She did say something, he didn't believe her.

NTimmy | 2

#3173342 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:32

Maybe when he meant fuking insane he meant as in hot, some guys do that

Iamaninchworm | 0

#3184122 - Friday 26 August 2011 22:10

Huh, I don't get it...
Why's this fml? I thought it was common knowledge that ALL women are totally and irrefutably mad...

By Dalliance | 4

#3171854 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3172275 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:59

Or the bf gave a completely exaggerated description of her

loserman67 | 35

#3173216 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:56

Sounds like she gives off a "You'll learn to be frightened of me" vibe.....very slowly

By penelopecruise | 2

#3171862 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

Work on your personality maybe you wouldnt be his ex

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#3172440 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:12

Wow that's just a tad judgmental, don't you think?? You have no idea what the circumstances of their breakup were.

Tennispro349 | 2

#3176628 - Thursday 25 August 2011 9:22

Can't tell if troll or just stupid

By astonmartin007 | 4

#3171864 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:48

That's fucking hilarious!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3175765 - Thursday 25 August 2011 4:34

So is your pic, sir.

astonmartin007 | 4

#3214323 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:19

Sorry I changed it

By loveekaren16 | 0

#3171865 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:48

Talk about having a bad memory..

By ihasbrains | 10

#3171870 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:49

At least he refused to believe you :)

By thatnucca | 36

#3171875 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:49

Well, was he right though?

By BrittanyB94 | 0

#3171889 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:50

Hhhhmmm, not good

By enonymous | 8

#3171899 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:51

Sounds like he was doing play by play of your love life... Wish I was there

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3172178 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:35

Psh, it'd be like NASCAR

"And he pulls it out and... wow! Look at him stick in there. He really knows what he's doing! And it looks like he's pulling it out once again, what will happen next!?"

hypuuurness | 6

#3172261 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:56

lmfaaaaoo!

enonymous | 8

#3173607 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:21

SOTY I don't need the detail of your love life. Especially a NASCAR reference but it's nice to know you only can make left hand turns, your condoms are sponsored by coke and hit the wall