Miscellaneous: Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 02:39 - Reserved

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:50

Points for creativity surely?

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:51

That must've taken skill.

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beansnrice 8

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:52

they couldn't have had thrown it that high

Kurliez408 32

Friday 30 June 2017 16:15

to be fair that's far less damage, easier to clean and better smell than rotting eggs.

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