Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML
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Today, I found out my grandma has been slipping laxatives into my food. Apparently, I was constipated once as a child and "once constipated, always constipated." FML
Today, my granny has been constipated for the past two days. She is too weak to get out of bed, so I ended up trying to dig the poop out of her butthole with a spoon. Yay me. FML
Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
Today, my grandmother helped out by cooking a dish for me. It was so sweet of her, until I ended up having diarrhoea because of it. Now I'm worried to breastfeed my newborn with her food in my system. FML
Today, my grandmother is shocked that literally all of her kids and grandkids have mental handicaps. She won't admit it's because her and my grandfather are first cousins, and is claiming instead it's, "because of gluten." FML
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sarcasticzilla 9
And why exactly were you eating Nutella on the toilet?
juliaannw 11
Wipe a handful of nutella right on her face.
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Comments (77)
Pinksinger101 1
Me and my friend laughed for 10 minutes non stop.
justash12 10
Never eat while sitting on the toilet! Especially if the food you're eating is brown.
MrBoredomioo 18
#31 The "crap" in that god awful video was chocolate pudding of some sort
Fuzy2K 7
Were you also drinking lemonade?
DeadManRollin 6
What a disgusting thing to do! Eating and ******** doesn't go together well. I think you fully deserve the fame you are getting
pinchepriscyla 9
Lmao she doesn't understand the Nutella obsession like the rest of us
RedPillSucks 31
So, did your grandma not see the nutella container?
kennedymadonna 6
This sounds like a made up FML. That said, it did make me giggle.
burritosrgood 12
What is your mothers I.Q.? Not to offend... Just curious.
crystalxa 35
ahaha. you gotta love your grandparents!