cheese123
United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
loveless
United States
Loveless
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
wtf
Delmar, United States
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
MrDisgrace
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Forever alone Guy
Narre Warren, Australia
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
Bullet
United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
moetplease
Singapore
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Anonymous
Iasi, Romania
Faint praise
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
mandie
United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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gazzdogs 5
1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.
Garzoo 4
Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.
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almostalbino 10
Just smile and give them what I like to call the pterodactyll face. :$ (I think I may have failed spelling ptero...)
hellaciousstar 0
Don't be upset that is actually a saying from their time xp my grandmas all told me the same thing when I turned sixteen. It's just a saying from the past.
goodgirlxgonebad 3
I didn't get my first kiss till 15 or 16
koolkat27 13
cool story bro
ThecomingofTan 9
Don't worry about not getting kissed. I didn't have my first kiss until this 35 year old man lured me in the Wendy's bathroom promising to buy me a Frosty. Side note: **** you, Steve. That Frosty was shit and you ate my nuggets while I was in the bathroom. ****.
icychill10_fml 6
sounded like a legit promise. I'd go into any windowless van if they promised a frosty of all things
bookworm1 0
Dont worry op im 23 and i havent gotten my first kiss yet.
LOL1204 3
I'm not even going to rate this. Your life doesn't suck just because you haven't had your first kiss. I didn't have my first until I was 18. Nothing wrong with it. Save it for someone special!
ThatLooksSticky 16
My grandmother used to refer to me as "that red headed bitch who will never amount to anything."
almostalbino 10
Your grandmother sounds like a lovely woman. May I meet her?
silentbutfunny 0
Both of your pictures makes both statements more belivable
dayzz1 10
Dw I'm the same OP but it will happen :)
kaykay20 0
At least your not an old women whose never been kissed (see could be worse). Really nothing bad about a teenager saving herself for a decent guy who'd treat her right.