cheese123
United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
loveless
United States
Loveless
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
wtf
Delmar, United States
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
MrDisgrace
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Forever alone Guy
Narre Warren, Australia
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
Bullet
United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
moetplease
Singapore
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Anonymous
Iasi, Romania
Faint praise
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
mandie
United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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gazzdogs 5
1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.
Garzoo 4
Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.
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Comments (128)
N3766 20
I used to think old people are fun, then I took a monkey in my head, oh wait...
gazzdogs 5
Dude, what the ****?
Monkeybuttcream 4
14 - You can add this picture to your spank bank.
VertigoF8 2
Why would she do that? That's not cool. Grandmothers are supposed to be supportive, kind, and caring.
I_Punch_Babies 7
just cuz she wasnt kissed doesnt necessarily mean she hasnt been ******
gazzdogs 5
You can't use grammar correctly and you punch babies. Classy, you are a real ladies man.
I_Punch_Babies 7
i know im awesome
GoW_Chick 15
I'm sorry I had to fix your comment. *Just because she wasn't kissed doesn't necessarily mean that she hasn't been ******.
Dracoboxer357 36
Not to be the moron to point this out, but OP never said whether she actually Has been kissed, only that her grandma introduced her as such. Not that I doubt OP keeps her grandma in the loop on first kisses, cherry popped, etc... :p (Never knowing met a non virgin that hasn't been kissed now that I think about that too. Seems to be a minority....) ....And you punch babies, you ******. ;)
ToxicxKitten 9
She says these things out of love... In her own senile way.
RinaVampire31 18
Why are you complaining? They're HER friends, it's not like she's trying to set you up with them.
THE_A_TEEN 28
She is complaning how her grandma view her.
RinaVampire31 18
Still, it shouldn't be a big deal.
DjeePee 25
Yeah, because being embarassed is totally cool.
rubberduckie94 13
I see your point, yeah it was humiliating , but dollars to donuts grandma was proud. Op should not be so defensive. I bet all those little ladies loved her.
DontForgetMe4 0
" This is Lucy, my dear granddaughter! the sweetheart has never been kissed! any takers?" *old lady cackle*
kaycee1996 5
That's something my grandmother would do:D
geon_olam 17
Guess who cares. Guess, seriously.
MissSMC 0
So what? Your 16.. that doesn't mean its never going to happen.
ClumsyKee 14
You're not alone on that one... XD Grandmas are just awesome aren't they?
Babynurse28 0
It's just an old expression "sweet sixteen and never been kissed".