cheese123
United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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loveless
United States
Loveless
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
wtf
Delmar, United States
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
MrDisgrace
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Forever alone Guy
Narre Warren, Australia
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
Bullet
United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
moetplease
Singapore
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Anonymous
Iasi, Romania
Faint praise
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
mandie
United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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gazzdogs 5
1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.
Garzoo 4
Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.
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Comments (128)
bubo_fml 11
"This is,my sweet lil' Granddaughter whose never been kissed...But...She can sure suck the green outa grass, the white outa rice, the chrome off a trailer hitch, a golf ball thru a garden hose, a tennis ball through a tennis racket..." (I gotta million of 'em!)
InYourFace77 0
Did one volunteer to change that?
zebralover23 14
Haha, now you know not to tell your grandma secrets.
SRabbit 11
I don't think this is that bad. She didn't say it in front of boys your age. I waited till I was 20 for my first kiss.
SaMmIMonster96 6
That is alright, it
nickalibhai 0
What r u doing climb that girl and video tape it for me jkjkjk
Medcanyon 10
Wow ur really cute to not have been kissed
Medcanyon 10
It's okay to not have your first kiss your just the person that doesnt like to kiss or do things with people
seandaniel13 2
Lol my nan thinks I ain't been kissed either dw what your nan thinks its your nan who gives a shit I'll kiss ya iv your ever in England
SpeakOutLoud 1
How does she know that?