cheese123
United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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loveless
United States
Loveless
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
wtf
Delmar, United States
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
MrDisgrace
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Forever alone Guy
Narre Warren, Australia
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
Bullet
United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
moetplease
Singapore
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Anonymous
Iasi, Romania
Faint praise
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
mandie
United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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gazzdogs 5
1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.
Garzoo 4
Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.
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Comments (128)
Bullheard 0
that sucks
Wasting_Time 1
Never mind op... In Ireland we've these things called teenage discos. Lets just say you would'nt have that problem for long :L Good luck though ^_^
GoW_Chick 15
Meemaw is just being honest can't fault her for that right
Dracoboxer357 36
Sure you can, it's called airing out your dirty laundry. ;) (example: Hi Dad, this is my friend GoW Chick, she lost her virginity to the prom king....in grade 9. I'd know, she borrowed my car that night. And the smell! Whew! Lemmie tell you!) :) And even if that was somehow true, still not his business. :) (Teasing you GoW Chick! No offense! Love you! Lol!!!) :D
CaptainAwesome2 0
Holy shit this exact thing happened to my sister who is 16, i think it could be her posting this actually... i'll ask...
GoW_Chick 15
So... was it?
perdix 31
And then, as you are shaking their hands, tell those people that you've given many hand jobs and check out the looks on their faces. People love irony.
aclumsypolarbear 2
Ehh not exactly "rolling on the floor" material.
3ph600v 15
That's an old saying. I don't know the origins but it's a thing. Chances are your grandmother never meant to insult you.
TheDrifter 24
Never been kissed was the old polite way of saying a girl was a virgin and thus a proper lady and not a ***** or ****. It may be an out of date saying, but to the old ladies she was talking to, it's a compliment.
iliketrains09 12
Same here! High five! :D
OfficeNinja 5
For the older generation, that is a complement. It means you are a lady - as opposed to a harlot. A nice girl as opposed to a tramp. A woman to be respected. You get the idea.
profoundkisses 18
Ooh, BURN.
hateevryone 15
awww why grandma gotta put you out like that?