Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML
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Today, my friend, who is gay, announced that he's getting married. I implored him to not invite my parents and (especially) my grandma, for reasons that I'm sure you can figure out, but he did anyway. Long story short, he's inconsolable. What excellent parents I have. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, and hopefully for the last time, my grandma gave me a lecture about getting with the times, that it's socially acceptable nowadays, to be honest with myself, be free, and to come out. Emphasizing on the "Dearie" endearments. Apparently, to her and "most people today", being a bachelor-by-choice means you're gay. FML
Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
"I despise alcoholics, but I'll still take what I want from your estate when you die."
RjSwegMaster 7
Tell her not to come
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Comments (143)
kingneirad 9
lol gay marriage - no, free drinks - yes
boydope420 8
You shouldn't invite her because she will probably get drunk and say a whole bunch of nonsense that'll ruin the wedding
taymichele16 15
This is when you disinvite her
stoopiduniverse 1
what the heck is with you guys? gays are wrong
rocker_chick23 27
And being a bigoted asshole is wrong.
Lily_Rain77 25
Invitation rescinded.
dagarr 11
Don't listen to her u r perfect and don't let some one judge u
victrin 12
Great, let the waitstaff know that your granny is a recovering alcoholic prone to relapse and under no circumstances may she have any alcohol.
Kurby14 21
sorry OP :( dont invite her. don't let her ruin your happiness.
jacksonhairball 12
The people said you deserved it are basically saying that they are also against gay rights.
EbyKat 16
Tell her it will be a dry wedding. Or give the bartenders her picture and tell them she isn't allowed to drink because with her diabetes it would kill her.