By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
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sierraaaa 15

Sounds like my family reunions. Sometimes you just gotta "respect" your elders by biting your tongue. Although that was quite insensitive of her. I'm sorry OP that's not nice at all

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Kateyez_26 13

Tell everyone to steer clear of grandma or you'll get saggy **** that look like plastic bags filled halfway with water lol

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camoney 4

Sometimes old lady's fall and can't get up, others just need a little push now and then. Sorry dad my porky butt knocked grandma down the stairs.

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ILoveMyArm 15

And sadly those stairs led to a conviently placed stack of needles pointing upwards... Too far?

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SenselessPattern 12

For some reason, I found that to be hilariously worded. Bravo sir!

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mangoboy1 19

If you're not happy with how you look then lose weight. Just make sure the weight loss is healthy.

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AppleJuiceBox 10

I don't think it's OP who is unhappy about her weight. The fact that her grandmother was picking on her for such a sensitive topic is what got to her. Girls take their weight very seriously.

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hcollins1 18

If she did want to lose weight, it may not always be that easy. Some people have medical conditions that make it almost impossible to lose weight.

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Kagulocke 13

Because she totally sounds unhappy with her weight. not er douche canal grams

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badluckross 21

How old is your grandmother? That's pretty rude.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

45-75..why it matter? Ops grandma is a bitch either way.

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AppleJuiceBox 10

OP stated she was acting inebriated to get away with it, she wasn't actually drunk.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Although you do best to ignore your spitefull grandma, you might look into a more healthy lifestyle. A good health is in your hands.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

r u a fortune cookie?

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abbruzzi67 15

Tell your family members to stay away from her as they might catch "rude ass old lady"

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olpally 32

Curse her out for being a bitch. Should've just went straight to her instead of your dad. Grandmas and cats are the biggest trolls.

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Grayness_ 26

Complained to your dad ? Really ? Really ? -_- . If you want something done do it yourself.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Hell yea same thing I was thinking.

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raddybear 11

Accidentally push her into a wall or something just a love tap but hard enough to let her know you don't like what she is saying and if she is "drunk" she wont remember how it happened right

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