Grandparents and Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 00:44 - United States

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2023 10:00

Today, I spoke to my grandma on the phone. Two hours later, my cousin sends me a screenshot of my grandma inviting her and my sister out to lunch tomorrow. This is the fourth lunch in a row I have NOT been invited too. I don't know why she keeps doing this. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By fuckthat - 18/02/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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By tazthespaz - 29/12/2016 03:18 - United States - Comstock Park

Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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nsb124 15

Tuesday 7 April 2015 11:07

Tell her that she called the wrong number, she'll believe you

CatLady4Lyf 30

Tuesday 7 April 2015 10:59

If she's anything like my grandma, give her a few minutes, she'll forget why she was mad. And possibly forget who you are.

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nityasomaiya 46

Tuesday 7 April 2015 12:16

Yeah, grannies are a little touchy... You're not the only one OP

poppunkette 22

Tuesday 7 April 2015 12:46

Tell her you lost your phone

ApparentlyNotEno 28

Tuesday 7 April 2015 13:55

What utterly selfish behaviour. I can't imagine my gran expecting me to be at her beck and call and being upset if I didn't answer, *especially* if I had a legitimate excuse for not being able to. Sorry, OP - she's sounds like a piece of work.

Deku_Cutie 12

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:23

YDI for still going to parades

missambitious 21

Tuesday 7 April 2015 20:11

1st, OP didn't GO to the parade they were IN the parade. 2nd, there is no age limit on parades. They're open to anyone.

lulinator 40

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:13

Aww, it's been a while since we've had a cranky old person FML.

chefnoel22 11

Tuesday 7 April 2015 18:02

You still should have answered, something could have been wrong

JustClaire95 13

Tuesday 7 April 2015 19:36

Do something nice for her so she remembers you care for her.

janfleury 19

Tuesday 7 April 2015 19:59

Tell her the parade rule said phones had to be off and say your sorry. She's old and loves you so bend a little.

Unicoarn 15

Tuesday 7 April 2015 20:08

Just give her a little gift and say sorry to her, even though it wasn't really your mistake. But then she may be not mad at you anymore and that's worth a try, right?