Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
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Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Nice, thanks
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
Felt cute, might delete later
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Cropped
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Photoshopped
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
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rgri 11
"Thanks Grandma, sadly I got your looks."
MzZombicidal 36
Old people of FML strike again!
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Comments (50)
JocelynKaulitz 28
She thought the photo looked nothing like her.
foxy_grampa 19
Maybe she didn't mean it as an insult. Or want it to come off that way. Either way, sorry OP.
AshAshyAshley 7
I'm sorry, but I'm new to FML, can you tell me what does this OP stand for that everyone keeps saying in their comment posts.
KatieMajestic 17
"Original Poster", the person who posted the FML.
AshAshyAshley 7
Thank you so much!
breakinlegs 19
You grandma is on Facebook? Mine doesn't even own a computer..
mallu86 9
I guess you're one of the lucky ones.
Fernando83 19
Just whisper into her ear "you know if I push you down and break your hip, people will think nothing of it because your old and shit like that happens". Smile and walk away :)
xnyletak 17
That's not psychotic at all...
olpally 32
"You'll be dead soon." Should be your response. Meh, grandmas can be cruel bitches, just go right back at her. That's what I've learned in my experience, just use their attitude right back at them.
xnyletak 17
Too far...
olpally 32
Not in my eyes.
botanistjessica 24
That's because you're a self-righteous douche, from my experience.
psycheiris13 20
Doesn't really seem like she meant it that way. Don't take it to heart OP.
kingkevin2001 9
Can I get you some ice for that burn? Grandma: 1 OP: 0
sassypants93 17
Haha I have a story like this except it was a picture of when she was my age. Everyone was saying how much it looked like me, and then she said that she hated that picture.
Drian91800 7
Well, is it you?
hunts19ketchup 23
It was the OP's profile picture. I think it's safe to assume that it was probably her. Hence why this would be an FML
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Grand parents on Facebook.. No good can come out of that! My grandpa's probably uses the cloud for his social networking. That's because my grandpa died.. At least he isn't spamming my wall! I know.. That was horrible. But it was a joke, I swear. I don't even have Facebook. Just trying to crack a few laughs. Haha. God damn I'm going to hell. And they probably only have AOL in hell! Noooooooo...