By boyfriend123 - 18/08/2011 10:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 a.m. because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML
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purpleman321 4

Is she blonde? Cuz she might do that once in a while if she is

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iLOLatURpain69 7

I lost 2 cousins to trashcans. They are a real threat.

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TrollFeeder 10

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

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leileigrr55 0

Dude I was up all night in a damn car cuz my friends are idiot. Damn I'm not a ******* blond haha just tired

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IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

they are EVIL trash cans planning their revenge!! that happened to me once, I ran 2 miles to see of it was alive..

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Bekavera 4

What drugs she on? Hmmmmm?

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zaveeshaveesh3 7

Maybe she mistook it for a person because don't you think it might have been a little dark at 5:00 am? Drugs isn't the solution to everything

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aligiorav 11

You mock her now, but you do realise a trash can could kill you right?

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mgsoloist 14

Exactly. I have seen it so many times on 1000 ways to die, one including a trash an forcing a man to choke to death on his own excrement. They're bad news I tell ya.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

They were obviously hiding INSIDE of the trashcan.

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Im_Mousey 1

Sounds like a keeper... I always liked girls with brains too

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SeasonedLemur 5

That's nothing, my girlfriend once woke me up at around 4am with a hefty right hook to the back of my head! Apparently she'd forgot I was staying over and thought a tramp had climbed into bed with her, to be fair I was well over due a mop chop...

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LifeStory32 9

Lol. Did you put that on FML?

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sandungyyy 4

I believe he just did.

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